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Dear Diary:

It has been 6 earth years since I have been marooned on this strange planet called Earth.  Although, my ship and communication devices have been disabled for some time, I have made a determined effort to assimilate into the human population and gather information for those who will follow me.

While I have mastered most aspects of how these earthlings live, such as patterns of speech, methods of dress and the strata of entertainment these creatures indulge in, I have found the most disturbing facet of this feeble civilization to be the food it eats.  Oh the horror!


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